If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

Do I look like a freakin' people person?

This isn't an office -- it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.



Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Let me show you how the guards used to do it.

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil...



A PBS mind in an MTV world.

Better living through denial.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.

I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.



I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Stress is when you wake up screaming,

    and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.



Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

Chaos, panic and disorder -- my work here is done.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Meandering to a different drummer.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.